Favorite Lines Submitted
I don't think I could do it. You know, they always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered. I wanna be forgotten. (George Costanza)
From "Raising Arizona" Movie
Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes? Well, only if round is funny. (Old Man in Store)
From "The Office" Christmas Party Season 2
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth." (Michael Scott)
From "Night Shift" Movie
Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. (Leonard)
From "Napoleon Dynamite" Movie
You know... there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
From "Ghostbusters" Movie
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (Louis)
From "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. (Ed, the Car Salesman)
From "Groundhog Day"
Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well? (Ned Ryerson)
From "Office Space"
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
I Hate It When...
I hate it when people pay with a check at the grocery store. Get a check card, Please!
I hate it when I get that first scratch on a new car. Ugh.
I hate it when you go to another floor of a house to get something and then forget what you wanted to get when you get there.
I hate when there is a traffic jam simply because a police officer has stopped on the side of the road.
I hate when our cat jumps on the table and starts to lick the Ginger Bread house my son and I just worked on for 2 hours.
I hate in when they show all the funny bits in a movie preview and then when you see the complete movie there is nothing else funny in it.
I hate when you cannot remember the name of your son's friend parents, no matter how many time you meet them.
I hate in when your computer keeps giving you script errors.
I hate when you put mulch in all your plant beds and then a torrential rain storm washes 90% of it away into the woods the next day.
I hate when your team always seems to play better when your not watching them.