Favorite Lines Submitted
I don't think I could do it. You know, they always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered. I wanna be forgotten. (George Costanza)
From "Raising Arizona" Movie
Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes? Well, only if round is funny.
From "The Office" Christmas Party Season 2
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth." (Michael Scott)
From "Night Shift" Movie
Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. (Leonard)
From "Napoleon Dynamite" Movie
You know... there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
From "Ghostbusters" Movie
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! (Louis)
I Hate It When...
I hate it when people pay with a check at the grocery store. Get a check card, Please!
I hate it when I get that first scratch on a new car. Ugh.
I hate it when you go to another floor of a house to get something and then forget what you wanted to get when you get there.